Category Archives: Animal Jokes

Mouse Cheese Joke

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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Corny Penguin Joke

Girl: I’ve found a penguin.

Boy: Why don’t you take it to the zoo?

Girl: I took it to the zoo yesterday. Today we’re going to the movies.

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Worm Joke

How can you tell which end of a worm is which?

Tickle it’s middle and see which end smiles.

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Misunderstood Joke

What bee can never be understand?

A mumble-bee

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