Category Archives: Dog Jokes

Corny Dog Joke For Kids

Q. Why don’t Dalmatians like to take baths?

A. They don’t want to be spotless.

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Funny Why I Didn’t Do My Homework Excuse

Kid to Teacher:

Well I was watching my dog so he wouldn’t eat my homework….but then my hamster went and shredded it for his nest.

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Mother In Law Visiting Joke

Man to Vet: Doctor, I need you to cut the tail off my dog.

Vet: Why would you ask me to such a terrible thing?

Man to Vet: My mother in law is coming to visit tomorrow and I want her to know she’s not welcome. If she see’s the dog wagging it’s tail she may decide to stay longer.

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Corny Jewish Dog Joke

How do you know when a Jewish puppy has finally matured into a dog?

He has a Bark Mitzvah!

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Talking Greyhound Dog Joke

Three race horses are taking in a stable.

One of them starts to boast, “In the last 20 races, I’ve won 13 of them!”

The second says, “Well in the last 27 races, I’ve won 18!!”

“That’s pretty good” says the third one “but in the last 36 races, I’ve won 27!”  and he flicks his tail.

Looking around, they notice that a greyhound dog has sat there quietly listening. “I don’t mean to boast,” says the greyhound, “but in my last 90 races, I’ve won 88 of them!”

The horses are amazed. “Wow!” says one, after a hushed silence. “A talking dog.”

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