Category Archives: Doctor Jokes

Good News Doctor Joke

Doctor to Patient: I have good news and bad news. The good news is you’re not a hypochondriac.

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Fart Joke

Tom, a middle age gentlemen has a flatulence problem. He finally gets himself to the doctor. “Doc”, he says “I’ve got a problem. I’m farting all the time. But, they are soundless and odorless. In fact since I’ve been in … Read Complete Joke

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Doctor Sleep Joke

Doctor: You’re going to have to stop taking your troubles to sleep with you if you want to cure your insomnia. Patient: I know but what can I do my wife refuses to sleep alone.

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Good News Or Bad News Doctor Joke

The doctor asks his patient, “Which news do you want to hear first, the good news or the bad?” The patient replies, “The good news.” The doctor says, “Well, the good news is you’re about to have a disease named … Read Complete Joke

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Doctor Eating Right Joke

A man walked into his Doctors office. He had a tomato on his nose, A carrot in one ear and a zucchini in the other ear. “Doctor,” he asked “What’s wrong with me?” “That’s easy,” said the doctor. “You’re not … Read Complete Joke

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