Category Archives: People Jokes

Funny Lumberjack Joke, Desert Or Forest

A skinny lumberjack shows up at a lumber camp looking for work. He is told, “You don’t have what it takes. We’re looking for someone big and strong.” The skinny lumberjack replies, “Give me a chance to show you what … Read Complete Joke

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Funny Why I Didn’t Do My Homework Excuse

Kid to Teacher: Well I was watching my dog so he wouldn’t eat my homework….but then my hamster went and shredded it for his nest.

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Funny Bar Joke, Failed Pick Up Line

A drunk goes over to a pretty lady at a bar and kisses her. She stands up and slaps him across the face. “I’m sorry,” he says “You look just like my wife. I though you were her.” Furious, she … Read Complete Joke

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Funny Flight Attendant One Liners, Airplane Jokes

Funny Flight Attendant Announcement Please decide what you will be doing before you enter the lavatory, as once you enter there is no turning around.

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Difference Between Married And Single Women Joke

Why are married women fatter then single women? Single women look in the fridge, see what’s there and go to bed. Married women look in the bed see what’s there and go to the fridge.

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Cheating Wife Joke

Tom is having trouble with his wife. He tells his psychiatrist about his troubles. “Doctor, I don’t know what to. Every night my wife goes to a bar, gets drunk, and picks up the first guy who talks to her. … Read Complete Joke

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Psychiatrist Can’t Keep Secrets Joke

Three psychiatrist are talking about how everyone comes to them with their problems but they have no one to go to with their problems. They agree to share their problems with each other. The first psychiatrist says, “I’m addicted to … Read Complete Joke

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Mental Patient Joke

The psychiatrist moves close to the young man in the hospital room. He is staring straight ahead oblivious to his surroundings. Suddenly he starts yelling, “I can’t see! I can’t see!” Taken aback, the psychiatrist turns to the boy’s mother … Read Complete Joke

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Funny Long Marriage Joke

Funny Conversation Overheard Old Man reminiscing in a nursing home: “Yes, my wife and I, we had a long and loving marriage. Bless her soul, we had 40 happy years together. Out of 50, that’s not too bad!”

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Funny Things Tourists Do

Two women tourist are in Europe exploring the shops. They walk into each shop having fun trying on the stylish clothes. In one shop they are trying on some beautiful coats when they notice that they are attracting lots of … Read Complete Joke

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