Category Archives: Jokes About Kids

Joke About Child And Daddy Hanging From A Ladder

Hanging From A Ladder funny

“Mom, I just knocked over the ladder in the backyard!”

“Oh, well tell your Daddy.”

“He knows. He’s hanging from the roof.”

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Funny Why I Didn’t Do My Homework Excuse

Kid to Teacher:

Well I was watching my dog so he wouldn’t eat my homework….but then my hamster went and shredded it for his nest.

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Ring The Doorbell And Run, Funny Jokes about Kids

A man is walking down the street. He sees a small child trying to ring a doorbell. The doorbell is too high for him to reach.  He asks the boy if he would like some help.

The boy says yes.

The man walks over and rings the doorbell.  He asks the boy,

“Is there anything else I can do for you?”

The boy responses, “Yes, run like hell!”

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Funny Things Little Girls Say

Funny conversation overheard between two little girls

Little Girl to Friend: “Boys only want one thing.”

Parent (thinking): “Oh know, the end of the age of innocence.”

Friend: “What’s that?”

Little Girl to Friend: “Video Games!”

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Funny Things Kids Say To Parents

Overheard at a bookstore

Son: “Dad, does it really tell you how?”

Father: “How what?”

Son: “How to Kill A Mockingbird.”

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Funny Christmas Present Joke

It’s Christmas morning and five-year old John has finished opening his gifts.

Unfortunately for John he has received lots of clothes and not as many toys as he was anticipating.

“John, where are you going?” His mother asks.

“Upstairs to my room,” he answers dejectedly, “to play with my new scarf.”

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Teacher Joke About Nosy Students

Joan, a third grade teacher was speaking privately with one of her students at their desk.

It soon became obvious that the boy in the next desk was listening to the private conversation.

“Do you know what ‘mind your own business means’?” She asked him sarcastically.

From across the room a boy shouted, “I do! I do!”

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