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Clueless Babysitter Joke

Dan, a young man somehow found himself agreeing to babysit one night for a young mother, a friend of his mother.

After getting the kids to be quiet in the back, Dan turned on the TV and settled back to watch the game. “This isn’t so bad.” he though.

Just then a kid stuck his head out into the living room. “Back to bed.” cried Dan. The kid tried it a few more times but eventually he settled down and appeared to have given up testing the new babysitter.

After awhile, there was a knock on the door, it was the neighbor, “Is my son, Johnny here?” she asked. “Nope” said the babysitter “No neighborhood kids here.”

Just then a head popped out from the back, “Mom, I’m back here, I’ve tried to come home but he wouldn’t let me.”

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