Category Archives: People Jokes

Difference Between Married And Single Women Joke

Why are married women fatter then single women?

Single women look in the fridge, see what’s there and go to bed.
Married women look in the bed see what’s there and go to the fridge.

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Funny Joke About Men Cleaning

Q. What has six eyes but can’t see?

A. There men alone in a house with a dirty kitchen, kids who need a bath and a bathroom which need to be cleaned.

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God Jokes About Women

Q. What did God say after he created Man?

A. I can do better than this.

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Dog Is Man’s Best Friend Joke

The reason a dog is man’s best friend is they don’t understand a thing he says.

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The Pessimist Joke

What is a pessimist?

A man who always finds something to worry about if he puts his mind to it.

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Woman On The Phone Joke

Optimist

A person who thinks a woman will hang up the phone just because she says goodbye.

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What Makes Men Run Joke

Q. What do men and mascara have in common?

A. They both run at the first sign of emotion

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