Category Archives: Prison Jokes

Wedding Anniversary Joke

Frank and Annette are at a party celebrating their twentieth wedding anniversary together with friends and family at a nice restaurant. Frank doesn’t look so happy and his friend Michael a lawyer notices and goes over to him and asks him what’s wrong.

Frank says, “Remember fifteen years ago I asked you what would happen if I killed my wife Annette?”

“Yes, I do” replies Michael “I told you would get fifteen years in prison.”

“Well today I would have been a free man!” replies Frank.

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Stay Out Of Jail Joke

Sign at the entrance to the jail:

If you don’t like it here stay out!

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Make Money At Home Joke

Police officer: How did you get involved in counterfeiting?

Prisoner: I saw an ad that said, “Make money at home.”

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Father Son Prison Joke

An old man living alone on his farm writes to his son in prison.

“Dear Jim, I’m feeling down because I’m just too old to plant my potato garden this year. It’s too much digging.”

Jim write back. “Dad, don’t dig up the garden that’s where I buried the bodies!”

That day a van full of FBI agents stormed into the backyard and dug up the entire garden. They didn’t find anything and left apologizing to the old man.

Soon the farmer received another letter.

“Dear Dad, It was the best I could do under the circumstances. Love, Jim”

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