Category Archives: Sad Love Jokes

Bad Date Escape Joke

Jack and Susan are on a blind date at a nice restaurant. The date is going terrible and Jack just wants to leave, but he can’t because they are waiting for the main course to arrive. Fortunately, Jack, an experienced … Read Complete Joke

Posted in Breaking Up Jokes, Dating Jokes, Death Jokes

Husband Having Affair Joke

Mrs. And Mr. Smith were asleep one night when the phone starts ringing. Mrs. Smith picks up the phone, listens for a few seconds, and says, “How the hell should I know, it’s 100 miles away.” and slams down the … Read Complete Joke

Posted in Cheating Jokes, Weather Jokes

Cheating Wife Joke

Tom is having trouble with his wife. He tells his psychiatrist about his troubles. “Doctor, I don’t know what to. Every night my wife goes to a bar, gets drunk, and picks up the first guy who talks to her. … Read Complete Joke

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Breaking Up Joke

“Breaking up is like trying to tip over a Coke machine. You can’t do it in one push. You have to rock it back and forth a couple of times.” —Jerry Seinfeld

Posted in Breaking Up Jokes, Funny Quotes