Your Father’s Side Of The Family Joke

A little girl asked her Mom, “Where do humans come from?”

Her Mom answered, “God made Adam and Eve and they had children and that’s who we all descend from.”

A few days later the girl asked her Dad the same question.

Her Dad answered, “Many years ago there were monkeys from which people evolved.”

The confused girl returned to her mother and said, “Mom, how is it possible that you told me the people were created by God, and Dad said people evolved from monkeys?”

Her Mom answered, “Well, dear, it’s very simple: I told you about my side of the family, and your father told you about his.”

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Cheap Restaurant Joke

As they were walking through the city, a couple stopped into a cheap looking restaurant to relax. As they were about to have a seat, they noticed crumbs on their chair, so they took a napkin, brushed it off, and only then, had a seat.

When it was their turn to order, the woman told the waitress that she’d like a cup of coffee. “And what would you like, sir?” she questioned the man. “I’ll have a coffee too, just make sure the cup is clean.”

A few minutes later, the waitress came out with the two coffees. “Well, here you are!” she said. “I’m sorry, remind me which one of you wanted the clean cup?”

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No Pets Allowed Joke

When Tom and Charles were on their daily walk, the passed a restaurant and decided to get something to eat.

“Tom!” exclaimed Charles. “We can’t go in, Can’t you see the sign ‘NO PETS ALLOWED’.” Oh, I see it,” replied Tom. “That don’t matter.”

He pulls his sunglasses and walks up to the door, but before he could take another step, the doorman stopped him and said, “I’m sorry sir, no pets allowed in this restaurant.” “Look Mr.,” Tom replied  “I’m blind, this is my seeing-eye dog!” “Since when is a  German Shepard a seeing-eye dog?” he responded. “It’s the latest kind of seeing-eye dog, how could you not know?!” Tom shouted.

Seeing Toms success, Charles tried walking in with his Poodle. Before he even said a word, the doorman stopped him, “don’t tell me that a Poodle is the latest type of seeing-eye dog!” Thinking as fast as he could, Charles quickly answered back in an upset voice.

“You mean to tell me that they gave me a Poodle?”

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Telling Child You’re Pregnant Joke

Being a first grade teacher can be very amusing. It’s especially entertaining to hear how they describe what’s going on in the family. For instance, when Harry told be that his mom was having a baby, he was glowing! He was so excited that he reminded me about it every day. Suddenly, one day, he didn’t mention a word about it. Out of my concern I questioned him why. “Well”, he replied, “last night my mom told me that I can feel the baby moving in her stomach, I’m afraid she must have eaten it!”

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Top 10 Corny Jokes List

  • What’s black and white and red all over.
    A newspaper.
  • What happens to a grape when an elephant steps on it?
    It lets out a little whine.
  • What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
    A Nervous Wreck.
  • What’s black, white, black, white, black, white?
    A penguin rolling down a hill.
  • There are 3 types of people.
    Those who can count and those who can’t.
  • How many sound check guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    One. Two. One, Two. One.
  • Why did the math book look so sad?
    Cause he had a lot of problems
  • Why was the little strawberry crying?
    Because his parents were in a jam.
  • It’s not hard to meet expenses.
    They’re everywhere.
  • What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a hamburger?
    Fast Food!
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Sleeping Bag Joke, Corny Joke For Children

Q. How do you convert a purse into a sleeping bag?

A. Put it to sleep.

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Fish Joke, Corny Joke For Kids

Q. Why are fish so bad at basketball?

A. There’s something about getting close to the net that freaks them out.

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Bird Joke, Corny Joke For Kids

Q. What did the mother bird say to little bird when he didn’t talk nicely?

A. Stop using fowl language.

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Corny Dog Joke For Kids

Q. Why don’t Dalmatians like to take baths?

A. They don’t want to be spotless.

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Play With Me Knock Knock Joke

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Joanna.
Joanna who?
Joanna come out and play?

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