Be Seeing You Knock Knock Joke

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
B.C.
B.C. who?
Bye now, I’ll B.C.-ing you.

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Health Insurance Joke

Funny Hospital Gown

Q. How is Health insurance just like a hospital gown.

A. You only think you’re covered.

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Air Head Blonde Joke, Short Dumb Blonde Jokes

Dumb Blonde Joke
What does a blonde say when you blow into her ear?

Thanks for the refill.

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One Liner Blonde Joke

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair? Artificial Intelligence.

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Haven’t I Met You Before?, Pick Up Line Jokes

Adam And Eve Funny Pick Up linesPoor Adam. He was the only man in history who wasn’t able to use the “Haven’t I met you before?” pickup line.

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Caught Cheating On Her Joke

Adam And Eve In Garden, cheating joke

Eve thinks Adam may be cheating on her. He’s goes out at night and doesn’t come back till early in the morning.

Eve finally figures out how to tell if Adam is cheating on her. One night while Adam is sleeping she leans over and counts his ribs.

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Joke About Child And Daddy Hanging From A Ladder

Hanging From A Ladder funny

“Mom, I just knocked over the ladder in the backyard!”

“Oh, well tell your Daddy.”

“He knows. He’s hanging from the roof.”

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Car Accident Joke

Car Accident Joke

A woman returns to her car after shopping and is furious to find the side of her car is smashed in.

On the windshield is a note.

Relieved she picks it up and reads what it says:

As I’m writing this a bunch of people are watching me. They think I’m writing down my name, number and insurance information. But I’m not.

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Corny Flattened By Steam Roller Joke For Kids

Flattened by Steamroller
Did you hear about the man who was flattened by a steam roller?

He’s in the hospital, rooms 30 through 35.

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Biology Teacher Joke For Kids

Frog Joke
The absentminded Biology teacher started off his class by saying, “Today we are going to dissect a frog.”

He unwraps some paper at his desk and reveals a sandwich.

After a bit of silence he mutters, “That’s funny I distinctly remember eating lunch earlier!”

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